Friday, March 5, 2010

Why The Earth's Axis Really Shifted

Earthquake after Earthquake, Tsunami, Mudslides and now the Earths axis has shifted. Is this the 2012 theory coming true? Perhaps global warming, or maybe just the Earths natural cycle. We here at Childthief have a new revolutionary theory as to what actually caused the shift in the Earth axis last week.
Our hypothesis is after Barton County Attorney Steven Kaderly learned what the workers employed by the County have been recently doing to harass parties that they were well out of there league to screw with in the first place. He became so

DAM JUMPING MAD
that the stomping up and down along with the high pitched screaming and cussing jolted the Earth slightly off its axis.

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